sighinastorm:

emiliusthegreat:

pg-chan:

tinyhipsterboy:

yamitamiko:

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

achillesvevo:

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me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER

male customer standing right in front of me turns to look

me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?

customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip

customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.

me: are you jennifer?

customer: no, i’m daniel

Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other. 

Anyone who has worked with the general public has to eventually have the uncomfortable, but honest realization that they now understand what would make someone capable of murdering another human being.

“Anyone who has worked with the general public has to eventually have the uncomfortable, but honest realization that they now understand what would make someone capable of murdering another human being.”  

—emiliusthegreat

(via overlyactivepingpongball)

belligerentbagel:
“ opossum-saucem:
“ nepal:
“ Rice planting. Nepal
”
Vibe checking. Nepal
”
I was curious about a source on this because OP has it tagged as “india,” while the two comments above affirm it as Nepal.
Interestingly, reverse image...

belligerentbagel:

opossum-saucem:

nepal:

Rice planting. Nepal

Vibe checking. Nepal

I was curious about a source on this because OP has it tagged as “india,” while the two comments above affirm it as Nepal.

Interestingly, reverse image search brought up this photo, which appears to be a capture of the exact same moment, just from a different angle: 

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Nepalese farmers throw mud at each other in a paddy field in Tau-Daha village on the outskirts of Kathmandu on June 29, 2010. The farmers are celebrating National Paddy Day on ‘Asar 15’ of the Nepali calendar as the annual rice planting season begins. AFP PHOTO/Prakash MATHEMA

Two more photos of continued vibe checking, also from Prakash Mathema [1] [2]

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And a personal favourite from 2018 (in Lele village):

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(via that-one-gay-guy)